This week's penguin: It doesn't work on me, either.

This week's penguin: The next great invention.

This week's penguin: Don't worry, Alfred Hitchcock was nowhere near this.

This week's penguin: You have to stay competitive.

(Feel like sponsoring me in the Tour de Herring, I mean, Cure? There's a penguin in it for you.)

This week's penguin: Sometimes, you have to go with sophisticated humor. Not today, though. http://pengcognito.com/index.php?id=dogmail

This week's penguin: To their credit, the penguins hardly ever rub it in.

This week's penguin: In honor of Yuri's Night, we get a little spacey.

(Warning: Contains actual science. See: this video about a telescope on a plane)

This week's penguin: Nostalgia is a dish best served _all the time!_

This week's penguin: Not what we meant, but not a bad idea.

This week's penguin: Birds With Friends.

This week's penguin: It's just an observation.

This week's penguin: Bandwidth matters, too.

This week's penguin: Size matters.