This week's penguin: It was repetitive stress from eating chocolates too fast.

This week's penguin: Or when they get their pilot's license (flightless, my tailfeathers!)

This week's penguin: Some sportspenguins will do ANYTHING for a little publicity.

This week's penguin: And you have to find contractors who won't eat your walls.

This week's penguin: It could take a lot of will power... or not.

This week's penguin: Yikes! It's the end of the, um, calendar...

This week's penguin: OK, there probably is a game for that.

This week's penguin: For me, it's cables.

This week's penguin: Well, I'd go with a personal mini-helicopter...

This week's penguin: Keeping appearances UP.

This week's penguin: Back in the day, you just had to remember to send an e-card...

This week's penguin: I considered just sleeping in till spring...

This week's penguin: Happy Halloween!