This week's penguin: My philosophy from now on.

This week's penguin: Totally legitimate.

This week's penguin: It's not getting to me in the slightest.

This week's penguin: Nothing fishy here!

This week's penguin: Plus the equipment is cheap. If it's available.

This week's penguin: The worst is 'Penguin Runway: Mega Hats'

This week's penguin: Hey, if the math works...

This week's penguin: There's always a catch.

This week's penguin: Turnabout is fair.

This week's penguin: Happy holidays (and holiday feasts!)

This week's penguin: When a treat is in order...

This week's penguin: And follow up with a very innocent look.

This week's penguin: There's motivation, and then there's motivation...