This week's penguin: Being helped to distraction.

This week's penguin: Or for Father's Day you could spend some quality time offline.

This week's penguin: Rule #437: And if it doesn’t exist, there is a FlipStarter of it.

This week's penguin: A good waddle spoiled.

This week's penguin: It's never too late to have a happy juvenility.

This week's penguin: TV is a little odder in the penguiverse.

This week's penguin: The sacred knowledge is passed down.

This week's penguin: Happy Mother's Day! (contains kittens)

This week's penguin: Creeping de-featurism.

This week's penguin: And don’t get me started on what the squirrels are saying.

This week's penguin: I think they already have my amazon.com password.

This week's penguin: One up-penguin-ship.

This week's penguin: That's really the only downside.