This week's penguin: Probably pressure from alumni.

This week's penguin: May be an advantage to doing this every day.

This week's penguin: Because it's a form of meditation, of course.

This week's penguin: Cosmology: more fun than cosmetology.

This week's penguin: Heck of a commute.

This week's penguin: Always insist on truth in food.

This week's penguin: I hope you’re not double-parked!

This week's penguin: An athlete’s life is so strenuous!

This week's penguin: Especially if you like spicy food.

This week's penguin: Does it count if your parents ate a ton of Chinese food while hatching you?

This week's penguin: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

This week's penguin: And if a penguin devolves it would be to a dinosaur.

This week's penguin: Tailfeathers-texting: the latest in password generators?