This week's penguin: Fish are friends! Until they'€™re food.

This week's penguin: Well, I still watch, I just don't bet.

This week's penguin: On the internet, nobody knows you're a cat. But they might guess.

This week's penguin: Every website you visit already knows you want one.

This week's penguin: A new winter extreme sport...?

This week's penguin: A rather loose definition of 'safe.'

This week's penguin: Vacation priorities.

This week's penguin: Gosh, what an interesting-looking game!

This week's penguin: Well? Is it easy to be green, or not?

This week's penguin: I celebrate Secular Herring Feast Day.

This week's penguin: And you know what the doctor said about that.

This week's penguin: I can quit anytime I want. I just don’t want.

This week's penguin: And a better conversationalist too.