This week's penguin: Trick-or-treating with Captain Hook (good pirate, bad golfer), Self-Rescuing Princess, and Herring Exterminator.

This week's penguin: Do you think I overpacked?

This week's penguin: Preparing for Season of Stuff.

This week's penguin: Purely randomly coincidentally.

This week's penguin: Don't you hate it when you have a great joke lined up, and then you don't get to use it?

This week's penguin: And yet another downside to deep fakes.

This week's penguin: Ulterior motives? Never!

This week's penguin: Outranked by a butterfly?

This week's penguin: And no fair using actual fantasy technology!

This week's penguin: Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science.

This week's penguin: And it's an art project!

This week's penguin: 'Opportunity seekers' are just worth more.

This week's penguin: An ongoing discussion.