This week's penguin: There is no such thing as a free... dinner?

This week's penguin: Evergreen content.

This week's penguin: They've just got the one, then?

This week's penguin: Green flipper.

This week's penguin: No really. How can you tell?

This week's penguin: Volume over variety.

This week's penguin: The comedians also ate all the shrimp.

This week's penguin: And if you win a level, that's dinner for a week!

This week's penguin: Patience is out of stock everywhere.

This week's penguin: Of course it works for penguins! They are creatures of reason.

This week's penguin: Phone sizes are the new hemlines.

This week's penguin: Fish-shaped box of chocolates, but they're herring-filled!

This week's penguin: It's like a tablet but for olds.