This week's penguin: Brain the size of a planet

This week's penguin: Hmm. Maybe they can glow in the dark too.

This week's penguin: Or mint the fridge as an NFT.

This week's penguin: Um, maybe

This week's penguin: Fool me three times?

This week's penguin: Well of course it's every day.

This week's penguin: And another whopper: I can stop anytime...

This week's penguin: Based loosely on a possibly true story

This week's penguin: One fine day in the brain scanning lab...

This week's penguin: Revenge gifting?

This week's penguin: And some of them are quite odd indeed.

This week's penguin: Of course they can see into thought bubbles. They live in a cartoon!

This week's penguin: Salespenguinship, that works.