This week's penguin: The illusions of kittenhood.

This week's penguin: Very very niche entertainment.

This week's penguin: Being a businessbear: not as easy as it looks.

This week's penguin: For instance, there are approximately 525,600 minutes in a year.

This week's penguin: You never forget your first assembler language.

This week's penguin: Not sure which is worse.

This week's penguin: Nice long peaceful road trip.

This week's penguin: Bulk discounts available.

This week's penguin: In fact, she's got a whole second career in hold music!

This week's penguin: Defensive? Me?

This week's penguin: Plus it keeps getting lighter, especially around the cargo.

This week's penguin: Or, never let philosophy get in the way of bonus food

This week's penguin: Bedroom then? No, because 'breakfast in bed...'