This week's penguin: Would make a good Halloween costume on a more agreeable cat.

This week's penguin: The squabbling is so intense because the stakes are so small.

This week's penguin: More weird cat-related shopping.

This week's penguin: Also pizza, if you're not too judgy about the toppings.

This week's penguin: Self help, or help yourself.

This week's penguin: Older, wiser, also bigger stomach.

This week's penguin: Penguins sometimes wonder if the barf references ever strike non-birds as weird

This week's penguin: Sometimes commerce has to wait.

This week's penguin: There are probably other reasons.

This week's penguin: As of August 29, it will be 20 years of Pengcognito. Cheers!

This week's penguin: Also if you count 'briefly, last year, Halloween'!

This week's penguin: Regretting already!

This week's penguin: Except for the food contest judging, of course.