Penguins get way more vacation than we do. It's not fair, but there it is.

Laziness - the true motivation behind the world's great sales pitches.

A new job for all the best reasons. (*burp*).

They say voice acting is really easy... for the actor. (For the director? Not so much...)

There are jobs, and then there are jobs....

One good reason not to work weekends.

One way to deal with a bad boss, though it won't work for every penguin.