My motto is: "Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permananent" - Walt Kelly's 'Pogo'

This week's penguin: The author is not the slightest bit biased.

This week's penguin: Another penguin-worthy reason to exercise.

Policing the penguiverse: it's a little weird, but it works.

(Thanks to Steve Lewis for the inspiration.)

Penguins get way more vacation than we do. It's not fair, but there it is.

What to do about confusingly written technical manuals

What to get for the penguin who has everything.

Penguin of the week - now with time travel!

Strategy for when your company's new owners have no clue what you do...

Musical instrument? Weapon? ...to-MAY-to, to-MAH-to...

Mmmmmm.... Dim-sum...

Happy Father's Day. Go get your Dad some fine herrings.

Makes you think, though. Or not.